What if You’re Just an Ordinary Guy Stuck in a Stealth Game Gone Wrong?
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What if You’re Just an Ordinary Guy Stuck in a Stealth Game Gone Wrong?

Explore the chaotic physics-based stealth game where a botched hotel room murder leads to absurd antics and frantic problem-solving.

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Look, you’re no Agent 47. You’re not an expert in stealth, assassination, and the disposal of corpses. You’re just a regular person in a hotel room who has accidentally, or maybe “accidentally,” killed someone. Now, you and your friends must get rid of the evidence.

In this physics-based stealth game, your team is in a bind. Whether by accident or not, a dead body in a hotel room is a tough situation to explain. You’ll need to haul it out of there, but remember that bodies can be heavy, floppy, and leave a trail of blood behind.

“Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’ll drop him down the stairs,” says the developer, Dwarven Brother. “The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.”

Additionally, it’s imperative to improvise. Find ways to maneuver through the hotel without drawing attention. Use a wheelchair to transport the body, mop up blood spills, or create distractions to evade security.

It’s not a solo adventure; teamwork is essential. You can hold an item or drag the body, but not both at once. Yelling for help to open doors may become a bit commonplace.

The game promises to be a goofy stealth comedy experience that can be played solo, but shines with friends. Although there is currently no release date or trailer available, you can catch some entertaining GIFs of the gameplay on its Steam page.

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